I'll let a coin toss figure it out.

I did that mind you, I had two items, very similar that I was thinking of buying. Pulled out a coin and flipped that bitch.

Head Item A, Tails, Item B.

Totally worked too. I think I got the best, simply becasue the universe decided.

Anyway. I like that.
I'm going to start using that far more often.

From now on all important ideas are going to be left to fate. You cannot go wrong with that.

Now I've just gotta get a lucky coin, say... not a quarter, or... well nothing of real monitary value, that'd be too easy to spend on accident. Something that I can carry around all the time, so say slightly larger than a quarter, but not too big.

Random thought, I've joined this thing called Camfrog.

its like a host of webcams for chat, and video chat.

they've even got video chatrooms.

So yeah its kinda like omegal or chatrullet.

Though, more often there are women than those two.

And speaking of women, I've met a rather nice one, that I actually like. Dinner with her friday night, should be interesting.

Hopefully all goes well.

Well see though.

So I've decided I super dislike drunk people.
not all drunk people.
but random drunk people

I feel like outfitting porcupines with tabasco sauce filled quills (cause those fuckers be hollow) then lobbing said porcupine into the drunk bastards cars, after of course loading the sumbitch up with like pcp...

a pcp addled, tabasco infused porcupine attack

PCPTIPA

So my cock loving best friend T. is totally not talking to me right now.
not out of anger mind you, or anything... but the motherfucker is just too damn busy.
we had a plan to write an epic blog to beat all blogs senseless, drag them back to the blog cave, and then make blog on blog lurvin to. (yes i totally just said lurvin, I'm avoiding all use of the other L word in every form until I don't feel like the universe is trying to destroy me)

Anyway yeah... it was suposed to be brobdignagian (look it up bitches yes its a word) however now it is looking less and less likely

I should set him on fire.

That'd be mean, and funny...

I swear to god that orphanage attacked me first, it was self defence...
however the nunery was totally an act of passion

My boss made some kind of comment about seeing me with a catholic priest on the internet, I slapped him so hard he lost a tooth.

I AM NOT on the net. nor have I ever been filmed with anybody.

infact, I don't think I have a single home video from growing up... is that sad?

Not many photos either... I feel like sometimes in the movies when they're like adopted or something, and nobody tells them  but they always had that gut feeling...

yeah nothing like that...

I feel more like perhaps I just woke up today and its the first day of my life.

How fucked up would that be? no real feeling of past, and everything is so fresh there is no feeling of future either?

maybe thats how dogs are. They don't remember yesterday, cannot think of tomorrow, its simply now now now.

Ugh I don't wanna work tonight...

and its suposed to fucking snow (again)

hope that doesnt mess up friday nights date. (BTW: she totally has my blog info, so I cannot say things like she is SUPER hot, and I've got a huge crush on her... cause then she'll see it and shit could get real akward real fast. )

fuck.

just ruined that...
oh well, i've gone too far to erase it...

DRINK UP ME HEARTIES. Yo. Ho.